He turns, starts down the stairs into the basement. And I follow him. A part of me is screaming that this is wrong, it's wrong, turn around and run before it's too late. But in my heart I know it's already too late. There's no turning back now. This is really going to happen. And God help me...
THE KING OF LIMBS: WHICH LIMB IS IT?
Welcome to the Thom Yorke and Cheesecake Archive! We are primarily an archive of Radiohead slash fanfiction of all sorts - from the dirty and wrong to the fluffiest of fluff. We also host fanfiction of other fandoms, original fiction, and nonfiction meta about our little hobby by Cheesecake authors.
You are browsing the archive using the "Raspberry Cheesecake" skin, which was adapted from one at The Next Files and made beautiful by our own lovelies beautiful trouble and Bladys. We will hopefully have some other options in the future; stay tuned.
A blogging fangirl is thrown helplessly into a new reality involving sex, drugs...
Basically Death Note rewritten to feature Radiohead and plenty of Thom/Light...
I'm sorry I haven't been very active in quite a while, so thanks to my fellow admins for taking care of things.
HELLO ALL NEW PEOPLE! WOW! Very excited to see such an active group contributing.
A couple things: I probably need to upgrade the archive software and do some maintenance, which I've neglected recently. Yesterday's hiccups I think were just server issues, since they're gone today. If you keep having trouble, send us a message detailing the exact problem.
And, author WaylandSmithee has put together a Cake community on LJ: http://rhcheesecakefac.livejournal.com Check it out!
--Melby on 03 Apr 2012 4:37 am 10 Comments
It's more likely than you think. Yes, after a break we're bringing it back, and you are cordially invited to join in the fun at http://rh-meme.livejournal.com/502.html .
Don't be shy! Prompts and fills are what makes a meme go around, and everyone likes lots of cake, right?
--beautiful trouble on 07 Aug 2011 11:09 am 17 Comments
We have been having issues where ratings/read counts for some stories have been driven up by repeated, seconds-long hits from a single IP address. This causes inaccurate rankings under the Most Read Series and Most Read Stories categories. Please do not do this, it causes unnecessary load on the servers as well. IP addresses are logged, and if the rankings spamming continues I will have no choice but to block the originating IP addresses from accessing the archive.
-- on 11 Jul 2010 8:47 pm 20 Comments
The results are in, and the winner of our review contest is randalcake fistibuns, with 23 reviews! In close second was aliciaspinnet with 19 reviews, and kestral came in third place with 12. In three days, 61 new reviews were contributed to the archive, a fantastic effort! Even though the contest is closed, keep the reviews coming... a writer who gets feedback is a happy writer, and happy writers write more cake! :-)
randalcake fistibuns, congratulations!! Please let us know which of the three writers (beautiful trouble, knives out, or melby) you would like to have write your thousand-word story, along with the pairing (or more-ing), theme, and rating you choose. Your prize story will be posted to the archive when it's done for everyone to enjoy, thanks to you! And thank you to all who participated for making this a great contest!
--Bladys on 13 Apr 2010 1:40 am 17 Comments
The deadline has passed, the review contest is closed, and results are being tallied! A winner will be announced shortly, so watch this space!
--Bladys on 13 Apr 2010 1:00 am 16 Comments
We have another skin for you, in the beta stages. Check out Blueberry Cheescake from the drop-down list, and please report any problems or bugs with the skin via a comment here, in the shoutbox, or by email to firstname.lastname@example.org. Thanks!
--Bladys on 11 Apr 2010 6:12 pm 17 Comments
Starting today (04/10) and running through midnight GMT Monday April 12, we will be holding a review contest! The archive member who posts the most reviews to stories in that time frame will win a thousand-word, custom-baked slice of Radiohead cheesecake, with their choice of pairing, plot, theme, and rating, written by Knives Out, Melby, or Beautiful Trouble, whichever they choose!
Now is a great time to finally review those stories that you love and read over and over, and let the author know how much you enjoy their work. The only rules of the contest are that reviews can't be posted to your own stories, and no cut-and-paste of the same review multiple times or one-word reviews. Other than that, it's wide-open -- we have 60+ authors with more joining and more cake being posted every day, so go find all of your old and new faves and give them a thumbs-up. :-) Good luck and have fun!!
--Bladys on 09 Apr 2010 6:44 pm 16 Comments
For browsing on phones or for slow connections (or for those who are just fans of simplicity) we now have a second skin available called Mobile. This is a very lightweight, bare-bones interface that loads quickly and cleanly on phones, PDAs, and other small devices. Give it a try!
Many thanks to Kali for the template. :)
--Bladys on 05 Apr 2010 12:23 am 17 Comments
Some exciting new things to check out!
First, if you look in your account area and under the Browse menu, you'll see some new links for Recommendations and Tracked Stories. These give you an option for reccing off-site stories (and commenting on them, etc.) and for tracking WIPs here so as to more efficiently hassle authors for updates.Also, if you check out our Submission Rules, you will find that they have been updated and are now not completely ridiculous considering the subject of our archive. If you have questions or comments about these rules, please let us know either by commenting here or by contacting us through the site.
--melby on 19 Mar 2010 6:41 am 18 Comments
But look at the lovely uncluttered menu bar! It's so beautiful!
--melby on 16 Mar 2010 6:23 am 16 Comments